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duchessofprussia:

Kay but imagine Romano being a daddy— like he’d be the best dad in the world. sure he can be a sourpuss most of the time, but imagine how protective he’d be of his daughter/son. he’d buy his child Gucci and Armani and shit cuz that kid has to be fabulous. Ya got a crush on someone? let daddy teach you how to woo them. someone broke your heart? Motherfucker make way for Romano’s raging shitstorm.

Posted 2 hours ago

athomewithmargaery:

senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

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Posted 2 hours ago

egberts:

who decided the middle finger was the bad one

Posted 2 hours ago

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

(Source: likeafieldmouse)

Posted 2 hours ago

I JUST DISCOVERED WHERE MY FUNNY BONE IS

Posted 2 hours ago

thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Dinosaurs by Henrik Tomenius [website | twitter]

Posted 2 hours ago

Don’t ever allow me to go a few days without laughing once because the moment that I relax, I will literally start laughing at anything and everything.

Posted 2 hours ago

p-eterquill:

19seventy5ive:

fishingboatproceeds:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

Is that John Green?

nope.

Posted 2 hours ago

dead:

2012:

lapfoxofficial:

i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you

Posted 2 hours ago

ludbeilschmidt:

arthur “what do you mean ur not my kid i really need to keep a list” kirkland

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seiya234:

zetrex:

A really cool Dad cosplayer is passing these out at the con

oh god it’s awesome on multiple levels

Posted 3 hours ago

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye)

Posted 3 hours ago