Posted 7 hours ago

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano)

Posted 8 hours ago

So….many….mistakessssssss. *facepalm* Well, anyways, I was bored so mochi’s!

Posted 13 hours ago
sixpenceee:

a comic version of one of the best 2 sentence horror stories

sixpenceee:

a comic version of one of the best 2 sentence horror stories

Posted 13 hours ago

ronnano:

a day on the planet 1 and 2
Posted 14 hours ago
thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

Posted 14 hours ago

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

(Source: indevan)

Posted 14 hours ago

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

Posted 14 hours ago

hobbit-ninja:

levisexually:

ironicpeaches:

phantomsshandow:

insert-ideal-url-here:

seborga-vargas:

aph-italy-romano:

addicted-to-bitter-tea:

omfgc I’m dying. XD (Faceless Bane)

The all seeing banshee

Shadow wolf

Shadow Stealer.

Grey thing

The Dark Warlock

Fabulous Hand.

The Dark Warlock

Posted 16 hours ago
pulsatinggore:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

THANK YOU

pulsatinggore:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

THANK YOU

Posted 19 hours ago

I started doing a really annoying weeaboo imitation saying, “KAWAIII DESSSSSUUUUUUUUU.” and I sAID IT TO MY DOG AND HE GAVE THE MOST HILARIOUS BARK IN RESPONSE IT WAS SO SMALL AND SQUEEKY HOLY SHIT. IT SOUNDED LIKE SENPAII

Posted 19 hours ago

I keep making jokes involving dead characters from Attack On Titan and my brothers aren’t understanding any of them.

Posted 21 hours ago

yourfatherisahamster:

toji-suzuhara:

why is annie the nose of the series like

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mike zacharius.

why is bertholdt the skyscraper of the series when

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mike zacharius.

Posted 21 hours ago

the-meta:

nervous-princess:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

oh my goodness

From the look on this cat’s face you just KNOW hes thinking “its lightish red”

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

elizaethian:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

watchtheskytonight:

robotunicorncastiel:

theironangel:

destielforcanon:

theironangel:

andyourheartgoespop:

theperksofbeingawallbagel:

theironangel:

“Shit Cas does when not with the Winchesters” 

Cas: theironangel

Gifs made by: withthishammeri

I thought this was really from the show

And then he wades fully clothed into the ocean and stands up to his waist in the water, suit sopping wet. Angels need days off too!

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holy fuck cas stop

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No.

Cosplaying: you’re doing it right.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING EVER AND IT GETS AN AUTOMATIC REBLOG EVERY TIME

THIS FANDOM

THIS IS A COSPLAY I THOUGHT IT WAS MISHA WHAT