This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
Kay but imagine Romano being a daddy— like he’d be the best dad in the world. sure he can be a sourpuss most of the time, but imagine how protective he’d be of his daughter/son. he’d buy his child Gucci and Armani and shit cuz that kid has to be fabulous. Ya got a crush on someone? let daddy teach you how to woo them. someone broke your heart? Motherfucker make way for Romano’s raging shitstorm.
I JUST DISCOVERED WHERE MY FUNNY BONE IS
Don’t ever allow me to go a few days without laughing once because the moment that I relax, I will literally start laughing at anything and everything.
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
Is that John Green?
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”